Feb 27, 2006

what's YOUR perfect major?

courtesy of my sister "Nappy"
I scored as Sociology. I should have been a Sociology major! (but I did get my degree in anthropology!)

Sociology

100%

Anthropology

92%

Psychology

83%

Theater

75%

Philosophy

75%

Biology

58%

Linguistics

58%

Mathematics

58%

Journalism

50%

Engineering

50%

English

42%

Dance

42%

Art

33%

Chemistry

17%

What is your Perfect Major?
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Feb 23, 2006

my first guest star invitation...continued

Update: I should have mentioned that there had been some prior inappropriate email conversations between the two of us. However, I had made it very clear, multiple times, that I did not want to engage in this sort of behavior with him. He continues to cross my boundaries, yuck!

My response:
"I have to say I'm flattered that you would ask me to join in that kind of fun with you and I actually considered it for a second (only for the acupuncture though!) However, I don't think I would ever feel comfortable getting treatments from you if we were to do what you've suggested and I value you too much as an acupuncturist! I'm glad you two found each other, sounds like a great match."
His response:
"well, thanks for considering.......the offer is still open.........just think of how many acupuncture sessions you could get for only 10.00??"
He just won't quit! And I agree, I cannot believe he would commit any of this to writing! I think I'll be looking for a new female acupuncturist!!!

Feb 22, 2006

my first guest star invitation (oh my gawd y'all)

So I called my acupuncturist to get a recommendation on some fish oil supplements. Rather than call me, he sent me an email this morning. After he named a couple of products and added in the usual chit-chat he and I engage in (we have a friendly relationship) he launched into this interesting proposal, I just had to share. To clarify, "xxx" is the ex-wife of my acupuncturist's (former?) best friend and supervisor...whaaaaat?!?!?!
"you might find this funny, but [xxx] and I are boyfriend and girlfriend...funny, huh?? [xxx] is quite nasty, which is very fun....she loves to watch porn, and she loves toys. and yes she has a strap on, but no its not for me!! she really wants for us to get some nasty pictures of us having fun too. would you be interested in taking them?? if so, i'll give you free acupuncture for the rest of your life, or at least 10.00 treatments to cover the needles!! i'm serious. i think it would be hot if you were dressed up like a porn star and we watched a good porno and then you could take pics of [xxx] and i going for it.......and if it turned you on i'm sure you could join in....all up to you.....but i feel real comfortable with you and think it would be fun..........so, think about how much money you would save on acupuncture and how much fun it would be and email me soon.........and get some fish oil soon!!! it can make a big difference in mood as well"
I have to say, I am flattered that he invited to join in the "fun" but I don't think I could possibly get acupuncture treatments from him after witnessing him "going for it" with his new girlfriend. Eeeewwwww!!!

Feb 3, 2006

Oh My Stars...brand new sugar daddy post!

Extra, Extra, This Just In:

Hi, I'm xxx ... responding to your posting on Craig's List.

A little about me ... I'm looking for an intelligent woman who will give me pleasant thoughts to start the day ... and occasionally makes one glad that he is wearing pleated slacks.

Hopefully, you enjoy conversation about almost anything, have a ready smile, enjoy a good chuckle, and can grin (or moan) when appropriate.

Although I occasionally fall behind in keeping up with my favorite novelists, I am a voracious reader with an eclectic, curious mind. And, I am reasonably current with the news of the world. I've been told that I have a great sense of situational humor, with a contagious smile and laugh.

At a young 53, I have retained most of my 6' 3" height, have almost all of my medium brown hair - just a few gray hairs at the temples (distinguished without Grecian formula), and only occasionally have to resort to glasses to augment my brown eyes. I'm still asked if I played basketball - which I did ... until I learned that white guys can't jump!
Just thought you'd like to know that I found many parts of your posting to be most enticing, we seem to be on the same sensuality and sexuality pages ... yummy, would you love for me to bring some romance, passion, adventure, and excitement into your life?

You'll find that I am a romantic type -- wine, roses, and candlelight -- but very firm hand, very masculine, a deep voice, and something they call Presence. I'm looking for a woman who finds pleasure in exploring the full potential of her femininity, sensuality, and sexuality.

I have recently re-discovered how truly pleasureable extended foreplay can be for both a man and a woman, so I am into slightly kinky sexual pleasures -- but not hard-core.
You might call me a Gentleman DOM. If you are expecting a blue collar sadist, I'm not your guy because I am a well educated, well read professional worthy of respect . . . but if you enjoy submission and light to medium domination from one who has found that his creative and playful sexuality can provide extended foreplay and gourmet sex, to say nothing of eclectic passion and lust!!
Then, we probably ought to get together . . . I'm near Austin.
I'm tall, do you occasionally enjoy wearing heels and stockings when out with one of us taller guys?
Perhaps I mention that I very much enjoy having my ears tickled by the lace of stockings tops!
How high are your heels?
What color roses would you prefer?

Tell me more! Perhaps send pics to xxx@gmail.com
Take care . . . ciao!