six weird things

I got this from Ekki...According to the rules: each player of this game lists “six weird things about me.” People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own six weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

1. I am terribly grossed out by fingernail and toenail clippings, I can't even stand to hear the sounds of clippers in a public place. I don't mind nails if they are clean and attached to your body.

2. I think slightly crooked or otherwise imperfect teeth are sexy.

3. I have an unnatural fear of clowns, slightly open closet doors and Under The Bed.

4. Some of the most impressive things I have seen include: elephants trying to mate, killer whales trying to mate and a toad taking a shit.

5. I was sober on my 21st birthday. If you know me you know why this is weird.

6. I still have my last "in case of emergency" cigarette in my kitchen drawer, I quite smoking over two years ago.

I'm only tagging Nappy, I don't think anyone else I know would appreciate being tagged.

back to the drawing board

Ok, I am insane. I decided to repost an ad on a personals site, mixing it up a little and adding a funny picture. The day my ad went live an awesome guy sent me a message and we have been chatting online ever since. He seems really great and we have a lot in common...there is one thing I'm afraid could be a problem but I'm trying not to worry about it at this point since I haven't even met the guy yet. I don't even want to talk about it on here yet. Unfortunately the personals site tells you when the person was online last, for example: "within one day!" "within one hour!" "online now!" He and I have graduated to chatting via personal email so I know if he is on that site it is not to chat with me. My urge to cyberstalk is strong; who is he meeting on there for pete's sake? I am making up all kinds of stories in my head about the fabulous women he must be chatting with today since I haven't heard a peep from him since last night. Insane, I tell you!

As a side note, here is something I think no man should put in his personal ad: "I do have a fetish. I like to go up to women when I'm out and smell their hair...without getting caught. I sometimes get caught. If you catch me sniffing your hair, be gentle, I'm just smelling your hair, geez."
Btw, this was not written by the guy with whom I am chatting.