According to my sources, I may or may not be developing some like for a Mormon. Yikes. Just say we were to get married, I wonder if I would have to share him with other wives? It's a joke people, I know they stopped practicing polygamy in 1890. Here's a post from another one of my favorite blogs regarding polygamy. I really like her point, "the only reason the church stopped sanctioning polygamy was because the government told them they had to. So… God was wrong? God answers to the American government?" I think I'll use some of her arguments if he tries to get me to convert. Because being in like with someone is obviously one tiny step away from getting married in a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints temple.
2 comments:
i hear mormons are freaking awesome in the sack.
not really. i just thought that'd be funny to say.
see you this weekend if you make it!
c
I think Mormons have gotten a bad rap. Aren't you from Austin and thus all about diversity and tolerance and shit? Let the religion thing go. It could be worse, he could be Episcopalian. Which gives me a chance to use my favorite joke:
"The town I grew up in was so small, all the Episcopalians were straight."
Bwa ha ha
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