This was posted on my agency's internal website:
"Janet Doe, with the Information Technology Division, tells @cpa, "Jane Doe's house caught fire March 28, 2006, after being struck by lightning. We will have a bake sale on April 5 from 7:30 - 2:30 in Conference Room 205 to assist her and her family in this time of need." Sausage Wraps, Breakfast Tacos, Waffles, Doughnuts, Nachos, Tamales, Chili, Banana Pudding, Cookies, Cakes, Fruit, Coffee, Soda"
Nice thought, but c'mon, sausage, doughnuts, chili, tamales AND banana pudding? Somewhere in Austin a state worker's heart has an massive coronary just thinking about all that saturated fat.
2 comments:
OH Roxie, how can you ever expect to be normal if you can't accept that as a delicious feast? Saturated fat, smatruated fat.
and I ate chips and queso (a.k.a. "nachos") for brunch...I'm such a sell out!
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